With his foremost companion being his own neuroses, life (and death) for Arnold Rimmer is becoming pretty unbearable. But then a drifting escape pod and four inches of glass can make a big difference...

A few short weeks. An unfamiliar place. A young girl, an Orossi, finds love in the arms of the most unlikely of creatures... A hobbit. Bilbo/OC. (Accompanying artwork to be found at my Deviantart, us...