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bulma and vegeta sat at the table scanning through the phone book hey everyone i went back and fixed all the grammatical errors and mistakes.

all right this one was a toughy but i think i finally got the story line in order. this is only the first part, the sequel will be much funnier, trust me.

trunks is about 12 and goten is about 11,

a is like 1.

i don't own dbz please don't sue me.

bulma and vegeta sat at the table scanning through the phone book. bulma was making vegeta escort her to some capsule corp. banquet. vegeta was not happy but decided it was better than the alternative, which was sleeping on the couch for a week. the couple was trying to find a babysitter for the "

ats", but were having a bit of trouble finding someone that gullible.

"i don't see why they need someone to watch them anyway" vegeta complained.

"they'd probably blow up the house! what do you mean!" bulma screamed, obviously getting a little annoyed.

"why can't kakarot and his mate watch them?"

"they're going to go with us. that's why goten is coming over."

"what!? i have to go to this stupid thing and tolarate kakarot!"

bulma ignores her husbands fit and begins making a list of possible babysitters.

vegeta crosses his arms and growls.

"well i don't see why-"

"just shutup! -sighs- how about yadjrobi?"

"the weak fat guy! i doubt he'd last 5 seconds watching our

ats, he can't even fly."

"tien?"

"that loser with the third eye? what, you want to let him take that little doll with him?"

"i don't hear any of your suggestions!"

"what about the namek?"

"no way. last time he was here he drank all the pool water."

"how about that old man? (referring to master roshi)"

"no way i want that pervert to watch my kids!"

"hmmph. well the only ones i can think of who aren't talking cats or shape-shifting pigs are that little punk gohan and his mate."

"but gohan and videl are just newly weds. i wouldn't want to scare them out of trying for kids of there own."

vegeta smirks as he thinks of the destruction the

ats could cause.

"well, that's everyone i can think of…"

"who is still living you mean." vegeta smirks his trademark evil smirk.

"what do you mean by that?"

"use the dragon balls to wish someone back to life for a couple hours."

bulma considers the idea for a moment.

"hey why not wish that cute green guy back!"

"what green guy?"

"yeah, the guy you blasted on namek".

"woman namek was full of green guys."

"the guy i saw you fight, remember?"

"what? zarbon?!" vegeta nearly falls over.

"yea! the cutie!"

"cutie?!?" vegeta didn't like the idea of wishing anyone back, he knew bulma was attracted to.

"he was just first person to pop into my head. i don't think i feel comfortable wishing someone like nappa back."

"like zarbon's much better."

bulma gives him a just-do-as-i-say face. vegeta growls and walks off. this has to be the most idiotic idea i ever have agreed too. stupid woman, i do all this just to keep her happy. i really hated zarbon. hmmmm, maybe it wouldn't be that bad of an idea to wish him back and let the

ats torture him for a couple hours. the prince snickers to himself and proceeds to get the dragon ball radar from bulma's lab. he returns a short while later with all seven dragonballs.

"woman hurry up and get out here so we can get this over with!"

"all right, all right! i'm coming!" bulma comes out wearing makeup and beautiful gown; her hair is pulled up. vegeta feels himself begin to blush, but quickly scowls and looks away.

"what!" she looks down and sees the dragonballs. "oh good! okay! like, arise eternal dragon so you can make my wish come true! hehehe. oh, i always wanted to say that!" vegeta rolls his eyes. the dragonballs glow, the sky turns black and the eternal dragon appears.

"you have awakened me from my slumber. i shall grant you any wish that is within my power."

"okay, let's see here-" bulma pauses and thinks.

"hurry up woman, we don't have all day!"

"shut up you jerk, just let me make the wish!"