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scott the woz goes to mcdonalds

rated: t

fandom: web shows

characters: scott the woz

summary: just like the title insists. but will he literally get a chance to get some mcdonalds for himself?

notice: scott the woz is a character that is owned by scott wozniak himself and not me. since i had so much fun writing a scott the woz itself, i'd figure i write another one featuring our favorite chibi robo: zip-lash hating hipster. so here you go everyone.

note: if you're also asking, i do not own a copy of "dick vitale's awesome baby college hoops". thank you and enjoy.

it was once again another day in the life as usual as the camera was shooting around a 23-year old geek who was dressed in his trademark glasses, dark grey hoodie, denim jeans, white sneakers and creepy million-dollar smirk.

with the camera already on, scott the woz immediately waved to his fans, "hey all, scott here! i was busy trying to come up on what to say for this week's topic, but then i figured to myself, 'why not go for some food, scott'? and then i figured to myself: 'sure, i'm down to get chow since i'm pathetic and asking for hell'. so join me everyone as i get some lunch while explaining to you why this isn't related to an episode i'm trying to do."

scott immediately ended his speech before grabbing his keys and heading out of the house. he then got inside his car and drove out in a flash, immediately going to the nearest mcdonalds next to his house. if there was anything that satisfied scott's entire appetite, it was none other than mcdonalds. instead of going through the drive thru like any other human being though, scott opted by going inside the fast food restaurant itself.

from there, he approached a mcdonalds employee who looked like howard wolowitz from "the big bang theory", except he was named mitch and looked a little bit short than scott himself.

"hello and welcome to mcdonald's, how may i help you?" mitch said to scott.

after looking up at the mcdonald's menu for a little bit, scott looked to mitch and said, "yeah, i would like a whopper with cheese."

"um, sir, we don't serve whoppers here." mitch replied, shaking his head to scott.

"okay, well then, i would like a whopper with no cheese." scott replied back.

"once again, we don't have that." mitch shook his head again, "please order something else."

scott then looked up to the menu again and said to mitch, "okay, i want a whopper with bacon."

"sir, i've asked you again: we don't serve whoppers here." mitch sternly said to scott, feeling a little annoyed, "if you want something from mcdonalds, then order from our menu. please."

"can i please have a whopper with no lettuce?" scott asked.

mitch immediately lost his patience with scott right away, leading to a point where he started to become mad in an instant. but he was cool enough to try to calm himself down before he informed scott one more time.

"sir, i've asked you once again, we do not serve whoppers here at mcdonalds." mitch replied, "if you want a whopper so bad, please leave this establishment immediately and go right to burger king so you can go order a whopper over there."

scott groaned right away before complaining to mitch, "ah, but i hate it over there. the chicken nuggets over there suck, the little six-year old kids over there smell like poop and what's worst of all, there's some guy who gives you a creepy s**t-eating grin while dressed like a king."