1. Chapter 1 (1/1)

wendy did not see the danger ahead. who knew that there could be such danger in a little thing as a poplar tree? she was merely walking away from the hut of the lost boys, looking for the berries that tink had suggested for dinner when she ran into that fateful tree. all the complications led from there.

sense wendy had not been paying attention when she was walking she had a giant

uise on her head from where she had ran into the tree. this

uise was decidedly not attractive, and made her anxious to see peter later that night. she had become more aware of her appearance near peter lately, and it was making her nervous. as she was paying attention to her appearance and not to where she was walking, she walked into trap laid by smee earlier that day to catch the famed snitched legged togale. this togale trap cut one of wendy's legs and caused her to scream in a mighty panic, sending up an alarm in the immediate area.

the scream of a girl was not something that neverland was used to hence wendy's scream caused a mighty panic, releasing fairy drowning in goo and even more annoyed mermaids than normal. then a big panda bear ate all of the fairies with ketchup and mustard. wendy started to cry when she found that a panda bear ate the fairies. as wendy cried, her tears turned into hornets and started to sting the pandas. "this is what you get, pandas!" wendy yelled. as the pandas tried to escape the hornets, wendy decides to start a bare knuckle boxing match with them. wendy throws the first punch, but just before her mighty fist strikes the panda's face, her hand turns into spaghetti. spaghetti soon starts pouring out of wendy's sleeves, pants, and pockets. the pandas saw this as a chance to attack. however, no one ever had a chance to realize before that pandas are deathly allergic to spaghetti. the pandas kept trying to attack wendy for stinging them with her hornet-tears, but they kept dying whenever they touched the spaghetti. to think this all happened because she ran into a poplar tree. should be a lesson to make tink go out and get the berries next time.