1. The Game (1/1)

chapter one: the game! ukime: it works! it works! -screams- it works. it. works. -runs around screaming happily- miiru: -blinks- . . . . . . -tilts head- what works, may i ask? xx ukime: it. it, darn it! it! miiru: and what is . . . it? ukime: . . .it. xx does it need a name? miiru: yes. it does, actually. ukime: . . . . . . . .no, it doesn't. oo -holds up remote control- it never needs a name. just because it's . . .it. miiru: . . . it' is a remote control. -twitch- --' it already has a name. ukime: it is not a remote control. xx it's it. it, darn it! miiru: . . . and the difference is? ukime: it's it. xx miiru: . . .off the topic of the name, what does it' do? --; ukime: it does . . .stuff. -nodnod- miiru: what kind of stuff? ukime: . . . -presses button on remote and turns on the tv- . . .that. miiru: -blinks- anything else? ukime: . . .let it explain. oo -presses another button, changing the channel on the tv- boring old person thing on the tv: welcome! you have entered the realm of insani - ukime: booorriing. -changes channel- another person on the tv: and now . . . we

ing you . . .cheeesseee! ukime: stuuupid. -changes channel- another person on the tv: and . . .and . . . i can't do a cartwheel and - no! don't change the channel. please. ;; you'll be like everyone - ukime: . . . -changes channel- yet another person on the tv: would you like to see all your favorite anime? even better, meet all your characters? with it?! ukime: yes! yeeesss! the tv person thing: then press it' now! miiru: -blinks- . . . you gotta be kidding me. oo there is not an it' button on it. ukime: -points to it button on it- miiru: . . . -blinks- . . .i demand to know who is writing this. i swear i shall tear them to pieces for being so -stupid- to put an it' button on it! ukime: . . . -looks around and whistles- -thwaps miiru- miiru: -thwapped- xx my god . . . you're writing this? -thwaps the readers- all of you. hide. somewhere far, far away. ukime: awww . . . it's not that bad. now, should we or shouldn't we? miiru: we shouldn't. it's a bad idea. very, very bad idea. --; the person who writes that should care about that, right? ukime: . . .not really. miiru: then you're a bad author. ; ukime: no, i just have bad ideas. -holds up it- where should we go first? miiru: . . . -.- ukime: shaman king it is. -repeatedly presses it' button- {{static