1. Prologue (1/1)

a/n: here it is! the monster fic my reviewers wanted! this was also my most planned out piece of work too, so i'm glad you guys liked the idea. i noticed the severe lack of vampires in this fandom, and wanted to do something about it, and out of it came this interesting paranormal romance. but first i want to get a few things clear: this is not twilight! there is no vampire vs. werewolf battle, no sparkly glitter-glue vampires, none of that. the couples are phinabella and ferbnessa with hints of ferbella (sorry! there's just a few in one or two chapters!). there will be a bit of the doof and perry plot, but they are only important in the very beginning and the very end. and the characters' ages are as follows: candace is 21, phineas, isabella, and baljeet are sixteen, which, in my mind, would put buford and ferb at 18. now for the prologue:

dear candace,

after you've read this note, destroy it. don't look for us, don't tell anyone anything. assume we're dead. it's for the best, we promise you.

before we leave, we just wanted to say "thank you". for all you've done for us. for all you'll do for yourself by not looking for us. for all you would've done had we been able to stay. so thank you. for everything. but we need to leave. we know you want to see us again, but it's out of the question, you see? we're monsters! don't look for us, assume we're dead. please. thank you.

~~~phineas and ferb

a/n: yup. just a short note for the prologue. but do not worry, my dear! it will get better! much better indeed! bwahahahaha! alright, enough evil laughter. veebee's out, peace!