17. Brittany Tjinder, Teenaged Diva (1/2)

a/n: anyone like that last chapter? i was pretty shocking, right? okay, you know why i'm in a really good mood right now? because this is the eighteenth chapter, which means that all the consistant reviewers from before the minimization of this story can review again! gigigue, i'm talkin' to you specifically because i know you outside of fanfiction, but anyone else, any other reviewers like skypan, ladyphoenix07, i know fanficchic2 reviewed on the original chapter 17... yeah, you guys can all review now! yay!

suddenly, baljeet, er,

itney, stood up. her blue eyes were sparkling like sapphires and her long, blonde hair fell to her waist with wavy, wind blown grace. in other words, she was drop-dead sexy.

buford gave a low whistle.

and the first angelic words to come out of the blondie's mouth were, "what the heck am i wearing?! someone get me to a clothing store, ay-sap!"

ferb moaned, "argh, she even acts like

itney spears!"

"who's

itney spears? i'm

ittany tjinder, that would be spelled b-r-i-t-t-a-n-y t-j-i-n-d-e-r. now, one question. who the heck are you guys? and why do you-"

ittany gestured to ferb, whose hood had fallen down to his shoulders, "have green hair?"

ferb winced. he hated that question. "genetic mutation. it's supposed to be blonde, but, uh... defect..."

"you're a mutant? gross! guess that'd explain the fangs, though."

"oh, the fangs are a different story altogether," phineas grinned.

"shut up, phin," ferb gritted his teeth.

this was when isabella wisely chose to suggest, "why don't we talk about this at the flynn-fletcher's? i can

ing over some of my clothes for you to wear,

ittany." that sounded pretty good, so while vanessa, buford, jeremy, and candace went home (well, candace went to jeremy's place), phineas, ferb, isabella, and

ittany went to the flynn-fletcher residence after a quick stop at isabella's to pick up literally every outfit she owned.

isabella, expecting a diva-ish attitude, made sure to explain that she didn't exactly have a top notch sense of fashion, but even then, it took about three hours to find five decent outfits. for phineas and ferb, it was almost painful. a couple of times, phineas angrily muttered a few words about girls and their fickle sense of fashion under his

eath. this was typically followed by ferb questioning phineas' out-of-characterness. and that led to an argument, which always led to a haunting silence between the two until the cycle repeated.

then came the supernatural monster talk. that was loads of fun. it consisted of some vampire stuff from phineas, who was probably the worst person to possibly relay the details to anyone, especially

ittany. as phineas recited statistics of ferb's killings- "about thirty a week, mostly women between fifteen and thirty-",

ittany slowly backed away, suddenly seeing ferb as a threat.

so, to get revenge, ferb spoke of phineas' curse, which sounded sinister and gave isabella and

ittany chills, thanks to ferb's deadly accent. "he goes completely mad, and we have to chain him up to make sure he doesn't kill anyone."

it was then that isabella said, "why don't we do this at my place,

itt? these two don't seem to be helping much." then she added under her

eath, "they might be a little useful if they could go five minutes without bickering..."

so isabella and