1. Chapter 1 (1/2)

an: this is a school

assignment gone completely crazy. beautyandthebender helped. we

had way too much fun with this. keep your eye out for number 2!

this is an

assignment about the great gatsby and the american dream just so you

know, and zelda is zelda sayre fitzgerald, and we know you're going

to flame.

ing it!!

gatsby dialogue

zelda: (drinking)

gatsby: well you seem

to be enjoying your self. what is that, your tenth drink?

zelda: sixth.

gatsby: i recognize you

from somewhere. are you fitzgerald's wife?

zelda: yes i am. my

name is zelda, zelda sayre fitzgerald.

gatsby: lovely to meet

you miss zelda. i'm gatsby, jay gatsby, this is my party. zelda

is such an interesting name. where does it come from? i've never

met anyone named zelda before.

zelda: she is a gypsy

queen in a novel that my mother read recently before i was born.

gatsby: that is sooo

interesting.

enter nick

nick: gatsby you wanted

to speak with me?

gatsby: oh yes. well,

we can talk later.

gatsby: so, zelda, you

seem to have part of what you want, part of your "american dream"

but you don't have the other part of it.

zelda: yes. i suppose

that is true. mr. gatsby, what is your "american dream"?

gatsby: blah! i hate

the world. i love daisy.

nick: she is a slutty

dumb blonde hooker. i hate her!!

zelda: i know, right?

'kay i think i'm gonna go play mario

others now. come with?

nick: maybe. no.

gatsby: i'll come.

if you like daisy, that is.

zelda: sorry, no i hate

her. bye leaves

gatsby: (silent)

nick: dude, you okay,

man?

gatsby: what. did.

she. say.

nick: um…nothing.

she said nothing. did someone forget to take their pills again?

gatsby: yes it was

petey. not me. petey wentz. he's hawt!

nick: he doesn't

exist for 60 more years, moron. it had to be you.

gatsby: well, i was

making out with some scary dude with tattoos this morning. what was

his name? i forget. anyway- that crazy bitch said she hates daisy.

i will not stand for this!!

nick: you're sitting

down.

gatsby: fuckin shut up!

nick: it's okay. let

it out.

gatsby: anyway 2.0-

what are we going to do?

nick: sleep goes to

sleep

gatsby: wake up

nick: no!!!!! let me

sleep, bitch!

gatsby: idiot. i'll

just have to think of something myself.

nick: snore

gatsby: ooh…you look

so delicious in this light….anyway. so. must kill evil

daisy-hating moron. oh wait i just remembered it was andy hurley who

i was with this morning not petey. mmmm.

nick: shut up gatsby

its annoying enough to try to nap at a bisexual's party. don't

make it worse with your cracky outbursts

gatsby: hate you.

anyway 3.0- okay, i figured out what to do- no thanks to evil

nick-face! we are so not bffls anymore-whack evil nintendo girl in

the head, then go do something, then go do something else.