1. Chapter 1 (1/2)

it was a normal day at tom landry middle school. bobby hill was at his locker daydreaming about connie souphanousinphone.

"oh, connie," he moaned. "you are the hottest thing i ever saw. with that pencil shaped body and those oriental eyes." bobby had a tent in his pants while moaning. his moment was ruined when joseph walked up behind him.

"hey bobby!" joseph said. bobby was pissed. it's happened before, but bobby always kept his cool. bobby and joseph walked to class.

they were sitting in class as the teacher went on and on about only god knows what.

"alright class, our homework for tomorrow is a 100 word essay on wuthering heights." said the teacher. wuthering heights is the most boring book anyone can ever read. it is almost impossible for a eighth grader to even write 50 words about it.

later that night...

bobby was in his room trying to work on his essay. he only finished seven words. ladybird left a turd in bobby's room. bobby finally lost it. "i'm so sick of your shit!" bobby shouted. he then kicked ladybird. he then got distracted and started daydreaming about connie again. he made a doodle of connie in a one-piece bathing suit. little did he notice, he doodled on what was supposed to be his essay paper. how he wanted to get back together with her. unfortunately, they had

oken up for over a year, and connie was interested in other, more mature boys. aw, screw it!, he thought. bobby then walked over to connie's house and snuck in through connie's window. he went into her room and closed the window. connie was sleeping. perfect, he thought. he heard the door open. it was connie's dad, khan.

"hey, redneck boy!" said connie's dad. "what the fuck you doing here?"

"well, connie offered to help me with my science homework, but then she fell asleep.", said bobby.

"that's nice of her.", said khan. "now get out of my sight!!!"

connie's dad left the room. bobby got into bed next to her. "you wanna have sex?" asked bobby. connie just sighed in her sleep. bobby just thought, what the hell. bobby removed her clothes. he then removed his pants and got really hard. he then stuck his small, hard penis into connie's butt. he thrusted it back and forth as he moaned. but lucky for him, she stayed asleep. he took it out and ran back home before sunrise.

the next day...

bobby ate his

eakfast, then darted out the door and went to school. he wanted to tell someone he had sex with connie, but who? joseph was his closest friend, so he thought "why not?" he went up to joseph's locker and decided to tell him the big news.

"yo, joseph. i had sex with connie last night," he said. joseph was in awe.

"she said 'yes' when you two aren't even dating anymore?" asked joseph.

"actually, she was asleep. and i just did it with her. but she never said no, so it's okay," said bobby.

unfortunately for bobby, even someone as socially inept as joseph could tell that what bobby did was wrong.

"no. dude, no. she was asleep", shouted joseph.

"but..," started bobby.

"no. bobby, what you did was rape. you raped connie," said joseph.