1. Chapter 1 (1/1)
conor mccloud vs. tiger woods
one day the immortal conor mccloud was playing a game of golf at the highlands golf course when he spotted a man coming towards him.
"oh my, that looks like professional golfer tiger woods. what a scoundrel. how dare he approach me." conor spoke in anger. "what do you want you fool!" mccloud shouted at woods
"i've heard about you mccloud. i know you have a secret, you are immortal. well i have a secret of my own, i too am immortal…an immortal on the golf course." woods said while cackling his evil cackle. "i will challenge you to a game of golf, if i win i get to be the only immortal. if you win, you get my lucrative ad deal with gatorade" said woods.
"fine, but remember woods, there can be only one" smiled mccloud.
so the immortal game of champions was begun. initially, woods was winning because he had the gift from the golf gods on his side, but soon mccloud found the weakness in his game.
"i shall use my quickening to quickly get this game over with" mccloud thought wisely.
so mccloud used his quickening to get more holes in one than tiger.
"no you have defeated me!" screamed woods.
"now i must destroy you" shouted mccloud as he took woods's golf club and bash it over his head for that was the only way to kill an immortal golfer.