1. Chapter 1 (1/2)

note: code geass' studio is sunrise.

by the time c. c. got home from shopping lelouch lamperouge was putting out a fire in the kitchen. c. c. folded her arms and asked, "what's going on?"

lelouch said, "i wanted to make cooking lunch and dinner faster so i thought that if i just set the food on fire it would cook faster."

c. c. asked, "did you finish putting out the fire?"

lelouch said, "yes, but i burned the groceries."

c. c. replied, "i just went grocery shopping two days ago. i better go get us some fresh groceries."

lelouch felt guilty about what he did so he said, "i'll take care of the grocery shopping by myself."

c. c. replied, "i love you with all my heart, but i don't fully trust you."

lelouch asked, "why not?"

c. c. said, "whenever you go somewhere by yourself you usually end up

eaking stuff."

lelouch proudly replied, "i'm a really careful guy. think about all of the stuff that i've done this week."

c. c. said, "on monday you tried eating the curtains, on tuesday you accidentally

oke a motorcycle into suzaku's car, on wednesday you got beaten up by an eagle for borrowing its nest, and this morning you burnt the groceries."

lelouch thought about what c. c. told him and said, "i guess i'm not as careful as i thought i was."

c. c. replied, "don't worry. just try to be more mature." lelouch was repulsed by the thought of being more mature, but he liked c. c. too much to complain.

lelouch said, "we should go to the grocery store together. i'll do all the shopping while you can just relax."

c. c. replied, "okay, but if you cause too much slapstick i'll have to do the grocery shopping. are you ready to go?"

lelouch said, "i need to grab a quick snack first."

c. c. replied, "but you burnt all the food that we had."

lelouch said, "then i'll eat something else." lelouch tried to eat one of his comic books, but c. c. made sure that he didn't eat it.

lelouch and c. c. walked out of the house and went to the car. c. c. said, "i think that i should drive."

lelouch replied, "i would want to drive, but i've gotten enough tickets recently. thankfully i mail my tickets to suzaku."

a few minutes later lelouch and c. c. arrived at the grocery store. c. c. said, "you need to be on your best behavior."

lelouch replied, "that's something a mom would say to a kid or a pet. i'm super trustworthy." lelouch bumped into one of the carts. lelouch was so mad at the cart that he pushed it to the ground.

a customer angrily said, "my groceries were in that cart. now dozens of items are on the floor."

lelouch replied, "i'm sorry. i didn't know that there were any groceries in the cart."

the customer said, "grocery stores need better customers."

c. c. said, "this is why i have to watch you lelouch. you may be the most charming and handsome thing ever, but you're out of control."

lelouch said, "i make some mistakes, but i'm careful when it matters." lelouch slipped on one of the items that fell on the floor and crashed into some baskets of oranges. the oranges landed on the ground.

jeremiah gottwald said, "this is a good time to get a snack for a cheap price."

lelouch asked, "what do you mean?"

jeremiah said, "since the oranges were on the floor i'm sure that they'll be on sale."

c. c. helped lelouch get off the floor and asked, "are you okay?"

lelouch proudly said, "i'm always excellent."

c. c. replied, "i think that i should start doing the grocery shopping for you."

lelouch said, "don't worry my dear. i'm going to be way more careful from now on." lelouch grabbed a grocery cart and started pushing it. he accidentally used the grocery cart to knock jeremiah to the ground. lelouch asked, "are you okay orange boy?"

jeremiah said, "sure."

c. c. said, "i'll push the cart."

lelouch replied, "okay. i'll grab the groceries."

c. c. said, "i made a list of the stuff we need to buy."

lelouch replied, "i made a list this time. check out the stuff i put it on."

c. c. read the list and said, "the list is silly. instead of listing the types of snacks you want you just wrote down cool tasting stuff that'll harm your health. lets use my list instead."

lelouch replied, "okay."

c. c. said, "lets get some pudding first." lelouch and c. c. noticed that all of the pudding was gone.

lelouch looked behind him and noticed that lloyd asplund had a grocery cart full of pudding. lelouch said, "hi earl of pudding."

lloyd replied, "hi punk."

c. c. said, "you're hogging up the pudding. can we at least have one container of pudding?"

lloyd answered, "no."