1. Chapter 1 (1/2)

author's

note: vuahaha! it is i, sora, here to deliver a hopefully

humorous story for y'all! for your info, i wrote this fanfic with

the help of my uber friend, sakura. well, sit back, relax and enjoy

our fanfic

disclaimer:

i do not own gundam seed. all i own is a dvd player, a li

ary card

and the will to rent gundam seed on dvd and manga! wooooooooot!

the

water war

it

was another hot, lazy and otherwise boring day at the plants. the

zaft pilots were bored out of their skulls and wishing a new

confrontation would start up, or that commander lecreuset would call

them back to the ship. but no.

"aww

man! i wish the temperature would just go down!" dearka whined,

fanning himself with a magazine.

"shut

up, elthman! we're just as annoyed as you are." snapped yzak.

"i

think it's nice to take a

eak." nicol smiled before running to

the freezer to grab more freezies.

"

eak?

eak!" yzak was about to explode. "i'm gonna

eak

something if this heat wave doesn't die down!"

"now,

now." athrun stepped between the two pilots. "why don't we

just..." he thought for a moment. "why don't we have a

water fight?"

"water

fight?" nicol asked, returning to the room and handing out

freezies.

"yeah.

we just load up the water guns, balloons and whatever else and have

an all out water war." dearka explained.

"a

water war, you say?" a smirk pulled at the corners of yzak's

mouth. "i'm in."

a

collective "me too!" sealed the deal.

"okay.

we'll meet at the park in ten minutes, so you guys can go home, get

ready and whatnot." athrun told the rest of the guys.

so,

as the guys all ran off to get their water fight underway, another

was in the making.

"come

on, kira! it'll be fun!" cagalli had been trying to get kira to

join the water fight the archangel crew had started.

"naw...

besides, it's fun enough watching." kira sighed for the

umpteenth time.

cagalli

growled at two things; the fact that kira was veeeeery stubborn, and

the fact that leflaga had just nailed the back of her head with a

water balloon. "that's it!" she yelled, picking up her

water gun and charging after the blond haired commander.

kira

ducked a second water balloon, laughing. it wasn't until the

connection with the fifth water balloon that kira had began to get

annoyed. by the tenth, he had had enough. but by the twentieth, he

ran off and came back loaded with water balloons, water guns and the

good old seed mode.

there

was a collective "eep" from the archangel crew before the

water fight resumed.

not

too far away...

"ha

ha! gotcha, yzak!" dearka was almost rolling on the floor over

the look on yzak's face. if you can imagine shock, surprise and the

super-uber pissed look, mixed with water, you've got it.

"dammit,

elthman!" yzak yelled, pummeling dearka with his water balloon

launcher... leaving himself wide open for a blast from athrun's water

gun. more language came from the silver-haired pilot.

nicol,

who had been hiding the whole time, trying not to get hit, jumped out

of the bushes with an ambush. soon, everyone was soaked, tired and

wearing the same expression as yzak, the first time he had been hit,

only a bit less intimidating. a water balloon from the bushes made

them all jump.

"what

the!" athrun started.

"oh,

sorry about that. i hope i didn't..." kira came stumbling

through the bushes with an apologetic look on his face. that look

turned to surprise as he saw who he had hit. "what the!"

"that's

what i said!"

"kira

is something wrong?" cagalli came through the bushes as well.

"what the!"

"that's

what i said!" kira and athrun shouted in unison.

after

more of the archangel crew, "what the?"s and "that's

what i said!"s, everyone had agreed to a zaft versus the earth

alliance water fight. suddenly, western type music began to play.

there was a close-up of kira's eyes, looking rather unsure of the

whole thing. the close up shifted to cagalli and her game face. the

camera then switched to yzak, and if looks could kill, the entire

gi

altar base would be a smouldering crater in the ground.

"what

the hell is that?" yzak snapped. everyone looked around in mass

confusion. they finally turned to dearka and cleared their throats

loudly.

"sorry.