1. TOW With All the Pregnancy Tests (1/1)

tow all the pregnancy tests(scene 1: chandler and monica's wedding, where we left off on season 7)phoebe: look at them they're so happy.rachel: uh-huh.phoebe: and they're going to have a baby.rachel: yeah....the camera zooms into rachel's face, and then back out to the newlyweds, and the wedding party. we can see chandler and monica walking down the aisle, followed by ross and rachel (who's looking depressed), and then phoebe and joey.(opening credits)(scene 2: the wedding reception)ross: (sadly) i can't believe that my baby sister is finally married. but what's even more shocking is that chandler is married.joey: yeah i know. who'd have thought that we'd live to see the day that mr. non- commitment would get married. and to think, they're going to be parents.the camera cuts to chandler and monica who are sharing their first dance as a married couplechandler: are you sure that you're not pregnant? phoebe sounded 100% sure that it was your pregnancy test that they found.monica: (impatiently) honey! i think i would know if i was. look just to prove it to you, i'll go take one of those tests right now. chandler: (hesitantly) okay. (mutters to himself) the mood swings are already kicking in.monica: (sharply) what?!?chandler: i just was saying how marriage was already kicking me into shape.monica: riiight. look, i have a test in my purse, i'll go now.chandler: (excited) okay!we see monica

eaking away and heading towards the bathroom. we cut to the rest of the gang, who are seated at the bar. and rachel's looking rather green.ross: hey, rach, are you feeling okay?rachel: yeah, i'm feeling just fine.phoebe: well, you look sick.rachel: (sarcasticly) gee, thanks, pheebs. i'll remember that one later.phoebe: sorry!joey: (seductively)hey phoebe, wanna take a spin on the dance floor?phoebe: sure, you know i can't resist you.we see phoebe and joey headed towards the dance floor, and then the camera turns back to ross and rachel at the bar.ross: (really concerned) rach, are you sure you're okay? you seem to be hiding something.rachel: (exsasperated)look, it's no big deal, i'm just fine, really. i promise.ross: because you realize that we've been best friends for over seven years, and we don't have any secrets.rachel: (angry)okay, fine! yes, i have a secret! but can't you just let it go for now and enjoy the party? i promise that i'll tell you later!ross: (trying to calm her) okay, rach, that's fine. wanna dance?rachel: (timidly smiling) sure, ross, that'd be great.we see them head to the dance floor, where joey and phoebe are dancing rather crazily to a slow song. ross just pulls rachel close to him, and rests her head on his shoulder. she looks relieved, and we can see that she's crying a little. we also see monica running back to chandler.chandler: (anxious) well?monica: (w/ a hint of anger) come with me, i have something to show you.chandler: okay. (grins)monica pulls him to the side of the room, and shows him the box, and then she pulls out the pregnancy test.chandler: (disappointed) oh, it's negative. v/o: well, the first one is obviously positive, so she couldn't have really taken this one, haha, we'll see about that! i'll buy her one on our honeymoon. she'll have to admit it sooner or later.monica: (miffed) chandler? uh, hello? are you there?chandler: (snaps back to reality) yeah, i'm here. oh well, there'll be plenty of time to have babies in the future anyway.monica: yeah. hey, it's our wedding reception. let's go cut our cake!chandler: okay!we see various shots of the wedding reception, such as c&m cutting their cake, drinking their champagne, tossing the bouquets and garters, which ross and rachel caught, then phoebe and joey caught the extras. we see monica hugging pheebs and rach, and all four are crying, we see chandler hugging the guys who are grinning suggestively. we see them getting rose petals thrown at them, and then leaving in a limo (on the back window says 'paris or bust!'). then the rest of the gang goes in and starts cleaning up, until we see rachel sitting in a chair in the corner, and ross walking up behind her.rachel: augh!! you scared me!ross: (sincere) i'm sorry. are you ready for you and i to talk yet?rachel: yeah, but let's get out of here first, so we can have more privacy.ross: okay.we see them walk out, with rachel looking scared, ross looking worried, and him draping his coat around her shoulders. commercial

eakwe cut to phoebe and joey.phoebe: hey joey, can you do me a favor?joey: sure, pheebs.phoebe: okay, you probably won't want to do this, but i have an old friend coming into town, and i told her that i would try to set her up with a hot italian guy, and i thought you might want to. joey: is she hot?phoebe: oh, very! joey: okay, what's her name?phoebe: samantha, but i call her sam.joey: okay, you just name the day.phoebe: (excited) okay!scene: central perk. gunther looks like he's about ready to close up when he sees rachel walk in.rachel: hey, gunther. would it be okay if i hung around here awhile, and closed up for you?gunther: sure rachel, here are the keys. i'll see you tomorrow?rachel: yeah. thanks, gunther.gunther walks out, as ross begins to walk in.rachel: ross, okay... i'm ready to talk.ross: thank goodness.rachel: (nervous) well, here it goes. oh my gosh, i dreamed of the day that i would tell you this, but then, i always thought that we would be together when i did.ross: (panicked) rachel, what is it?!?rachel: you know how monica's pregnant?ross: (really panicked) you mean it's not chandler's? oh my gosh, how could you not tell him? rachel!rachel: (eying him weirdly) well, it's not chandler's, because...ross: (interrupting) that's it! i'm going to have to kill my own sister!rachel: (screaming) ross! calm down! the baby's not chandler's because the pregnancy test wasn't monica's! it was mine! i'm pregnant!!!ross: oh, thank goodness. oh, wait. (hysterical) you're pregnant? you?!? oh gosh! rachel, who's the father?!rachel: he's.... ross, you don't know himross: (ticked) i might.rachel: (upset) his name's christophe. (pronounced chris-tof) he's very french. and we went out a couple times, and we did it once! once! and bingo!ross: have you heard from him?rachel: no, he went back to france three weeks ago, but he promised he'd be back in a couple months. i'm over a month along now.ross: i'm here for you rach.rachel: i know ross. (she starts sobbing)ross: (gently) shh... shh... there there. it's going to be okay. i promise. i'm not leaving you anytime soon, if ever. you're baby's going to be loved by everyone. it will be wonderful for you. you'll never be alone again.rachel: (in between sobs, whispering) thank you.we see ross kiss her forehead, and we cut to joey's apartment, obviously a few days later. he's pacing around nervously.joey: okay, where is she? i know she's gonna be here. (the doorbell rings) it's her, be cool, joey. he walks over and opens the door to reveal a very beautiful, but very sophisticated woman in the doorway.joey: (hopeful) samantha?sam: (excited) joey?joey: how you doin'?sam: (giggles) they walk out of the apartment holding hands.teaserscene: a hotel in paris about a week after the wedding.chandler: monica honey? where are you? monica: (mad) chandler! where the hell do you think i am? i'm taking about the hundreth pregnancy test you've bought for me since we've arrived! how many times do i have to tell you? i'm not pregnant! (tenderly and a lot softer) chandler? can you come in here a minute?chandler gets up and walks to the bathroom. chandler: what honey? (she hands him the stick) it's blue, great, another nega.. wait! it's blue!! you're pregnant! we're having a baby! (thrilled) yippee!!! (he picks her up and swings her) i was beginning to believe you weren't.monica: i wasn't! it must've happened this week! oh, sweetie! i'm having a baby with the person i love most! this is wonderful!chandler kisses monica, and then kisses her stomach. chandler: (sweetly, whispering) welcome to our loving family, baby bing. (chandler and monica exchange grins.)