2. TOW The Father-Son Bonding (1/1)

tow the father-son bonding(scene central perk- phoebe and joey are sitting on the couch)phoebe: so?joey: so what?phoebe: how'd it go with sam?joey: oh! that.. that was fantastic! in fact, i'm taking her out again tonight.phoebe: cool! did you sleep with her?joey: no.. but she was a good person, and the attraction was really strong, and i think, that maybe, maybe, i could fall in love with her. and i don't want to sleep with her unless i'm sure that she feels the same way.phoebe: (shocked) whoah-oh!!! that is soo cool! joey tribbiani has finally grown up!joey: huh? i was always an adultphoebe: uh, nevermind.opening credits(scene paris, chandler and monica are walking)chandler: so what do you want to do today?monica: i don't know, i guess we could shop for more baby clothes.chandler: but mo-on! we've done that almost everyday! this is supposed to be our honeymoon!monica: okay, okay! geez! okay then, how about we rent a boat and go sailing on the french riviera?chandler: (dreading it) seriously?monica: yes, seriously. it'll be fun! just watch.chandler: (sarcastic) whoopee!(scene central park phoebe is jogging)we see her running and singing along with her walkman to (you pick a song) and she turns a corner on the path and crashes into a cute guy, and knocks him down with her landing on top of him.phoebe: hey! watch out!alex: hey, no! you watch out!phoebe looks down and realizes that he's cute.phoebe: you're right, i'm so sorry. here lemme help you up.alex looks up at her, and we can tell that he's instantly smitten.alex: here it's okay. are you okay, mrs...?phoebe: actually, it's miss buffay. but you, you're welcome to call me phoebe. and i'm fine, are you hurt?alex: no, i'm fine... and my name is alex parker. i know that you will probably think that i'm incredibly rude, but i must say that i never would have expected to get run over by such a beautiful woman at central park on this lovely day (phoebe giggles) and i was hoping that i could get your number.phoebe: oh definitely! she writes it down and hands it to him. call me!alex: oh i definitely will. he grins and winks at her, and they part ways.(scene ross's apartment, he is on the phone)ross: today? sure, i'd love to spend some time with ben. i know i haven't, been around much, and i'd love it. (pause) all week? that'd be great, okay carol, i'll be by in a minute. byewe see him leave, and then we see him enter with ben. ross: so ben what would you like to do today?ben: i don't know, play nintendo?ross: okay, we can do that. ben: okay.ross: ben, do you feel like you never get to see me anymore?ben: (kinda blowing him off, cuz he's impatient) no, we see each other plenty. let's play dad!ross: okay, but this week you and me are bonding!ben: okay, whatever.commercial

eak(scene central perk, rachel's laying down on the couch, crying, and gunther is

inging her some coffee)rachel: thank you.gunther: anytime rachel, are you okay?rachel: yeah, i'll be okay, i guess.gunther: you can tell me, i won't tell anyone.rachel: (thinking) okay! i could use someone to talk to about this.gunther: shoot.rachel: okay, for starters, i'm pregnant, and the rest is that i'm going to be a mother! and i barely know how to take care of myself, how am i going to raise a kid?gunther: (in shock and angry) ross's kid?rachel: no.gunther: (relieved) okay, well rachel, i personally think that you will do just fine as a mom. i've seen you go through being on your own to being able to fully take care of yourself, it'll be okay.rachel: thank you.phoebe and joey enter. gunther goes back behind the counter.phoebe: (noticing rachel's crying) are you okay honey?joey: rach? ohmygosh! what's wrong?rachel: how do i tell you guys this? my best friends! i don't know how to tell you!phoebe: what is it? you know we're here for you, no matter what it is.rachel: i know, but...joey: but what? rachel: (whispering) i'm pregnant.phoebe and joey: (shrieking) what?!? oh my gosh!rachel: yeah, i know. phoebe, it was my pregnancy test you found. not monica's.phoebe: oh! that explains a lot, like why monica kept insisting that it wasn't hers, and also why your aura's been all crazy-like this week.joey: hey rach, who's the dad?rachel: i don't see how that is any of your business.phoebe: oh, i get it, ross is.rachel: no! why does everyone keep thinking that???phoebe: i don't know... geez, chill out.rachel: okay, sorry.ross walks in with ben, who's looking really bored.ross: (to ben) and that's what dinosaurs were in the messozaic period.ben: yeah, that's great dad. hey rachel. hey phoebe. oh, hi joey! joey, how about me and you play some soccer.joey: okay, you're on.phoebe: ooh, ooh! can i play too??ben: sure phoebe. what about you, rachel? you up for it?rachel: sorry, ben. i can't today, i'm not feeling too well.ross: oh, well, rachel, call me later about it okay?rachel: okay, ross, i will, i promise.ross: good. hey ben, don't worry, i'll play soccer with you guys.the three exchange looks of dread.ben: (sarcastic) wow, gee thanks, dad. this will be sooo fun.ross: yeah, i know.they exit.time lapse... 3 hours later. scene joey and rachel's apartment. rachel's lying down on the couch.joey, phoebe enter carrying ross. ben followsross: ow, ow, ow, ow!rachel: oh my god, what happened you guys?phoebe: nitwit here, decided to run and jump at the ball, but instead, he ran in to a gopher hole, and twisted his ankle.ross: thanks, phoebe. i didn't see it there.phoebe: (sarcastic) yeah, that really changes things. you weigh a ton.ben: aunt rachel, you should've seen it, it was great! he was, like, flying through the air in slow-motion, and he landed flat on face.rachel: (laughing) okay, you guys, he can lay on the couch.joey and phoebe put him on the couch.joey: ross, are you going to be okay?ross: i don't know... maybe someone should stay with me, like maybe rachel?rachel: i think you're right. somebody should stay with you, phoebe, are you busy tonight?phoebe: (grins evilly) yeah, i am now. i'm going to be ross's nurse.ross: (panicky) you really don't have to do that phoebe.rachel: no, it's okay, i'll take ben and joey shopping with me (turns to them) and we'll make a stop at the video game store and the candy shops.joey and ben: okay, let's go!the three exit.phoebe: it looks like it just you and me, gellar. (grins wickedly)ross: (worried) oh god.scene french riviera, a boat, chandler and monica are nowhere to be seen. we go to a bird's eye view and slowly zoom in above the boat.chandler: wow.monica: see, honey, i told you this would be fun.chandler: wow.monica: you need to listen to me more often.chandler: we need to take boat rides more often. (grins)monica: yeah, how many people do you know that have had sex in a rowboat?chandler: two, me and you.monica: yeah, it's great, isn't it?chandler: oh, yeah.monica sighs happily.chandler: how you doing?monica grins, and the start kissing again, and we zoom out.teaser:rachel, joey, and ben come back from shopping with lots of bags each. ross is nowhere to be seen. phoebe is on the phone.phoebe: oh, yeah, sweetie, oh hey, my friends are back. yeah, tomorrow at 7. cool. bye.rachel: where's ross?phoebe: after the hot-oil massage, the salt-water bubble bath, the exfoliation, the aura-cleansing, the fortune reading, and me not letting him watch porn, he somehow escaped. (whispers) actually, he gave me a $50 to leave him alone.ben: oh, good, maybe our week of so much fun is over. rachel, can i stay here with you and joey?phoebe: i'm sure, i think ross fled the country.rachel: okay, that's fine, ben.phoebe: i've a date with a dreamboat tomorrow.joey: yeah, well, i've got another date with sam.rachel: i've got a date with the ob/gyn. joey and phoebe: ugh!rachel: yeah, it's what us pregnant women do.phoebe: yeah, tell me about it. i wonder what chan and mon are up to?fade to:a hotel roommonica: i cannot believe you got us lost, and then you didn't even clean up your mess in the bathroom before you left this morning.chandler: i'm sorry.monica: yeah, me too.chandler: really?monica: (sweetly) yeah.chandler: (sweetly) good.monica: i love you.chandler: i love you too.they start kissing, and the fall on the bed, and we fade back to rachel and joey's apartment.joey, phoebe, and rachel exchange a disgusted look.all (except ben): ugh!