1. Chapter 1 (1/2)

warning songfic in coming up chapters.

disclaimer:the simpson's belong to matt groaning.

now for the opening sequence of fun.

"the simpson's."

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. the wonderful town of springfield slowly came into view. the whole town could be seen and the main focus was on the elementary school. dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. inside the school showed a classroom containing one bart simpson who appeared to be writing on the blackboard. "i am not free to force milhouse to eat dead lizards." dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. the school bell rang and the lad stopped writing and left the school, riding on his skateboard.

not far away homer was sleeping in his sector, when a siren went off and he quickly fled the area. dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. unknown to him the siren was signalling that a fire was quickly assuming the area.

at a grocery store marge was reading a magazine titled "babies for sale." maggie was scanned on the register pricing around four hundred dollars. marge blinked as she placed the magazine town and smiled grabbing maggie. she placed her in the cart and walked off. dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

lisa was in an after school music class and started playing yankee doodle, then ran out of the classroom. dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

bart was gliding down the sidewalk, jumping over a hydrant, ducking under a knife wielding maniac, and going under wiggum, causing him to fall down dropping an ice cream.

maggie was driving the car, making sharp turns and crashing into a tree. dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

homer was driving in his car when a ufo abducted him. lisa was pedaling her bike home and blue jays were flying with her. dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

bart skateboarded into the driveway area of his house, and ran inside. marge walked in holding maggie, and homer was teleported onto the couch, the aliens didn't want him. lisa ran inside and sat with her family. as soon as the simpson family was happily rested..they exploded into chunks of cheese. dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

chapter 1 buritto

bart was watching itchy and scratchy while eating a homer made burrito. itchy was running for president with scratchy. at the debate both candaites pin-pointed good issues. "the children aren't free enough. they need to be able to do whatever they want," itchy said and a million mouse children cheers went off.

"ahh, how right you are itchy," bart said biting into his burrito.

"but, if you allow too much freedom, they'll be out of control," scratchy tried to reason.

"how right you are scratchy," lisa sat next to bart eating a marge made cupcake. bart rolled his eyes at lisa's remark and kept on watching his beloved show not fully aware of the dangers his stomach in. little microscopic creatures were swimming up his stomach which made it gurgle and slosh.

itchy started thinking and he snapped his fingers, snickering. "scratchy, how would you have the kids treated?"