1. Chapter 1 (1/2)

procrstination: a story about procrastinating.

a tmnt fanfiction that will most likely never happen.

lets begin.

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it was just an average day, as all 4 members of the tmnt, leo, mikey, don, and raph, were getting ready to go outside. again. for like the 57000th time. by this time, they had another person, 3rd by donnie's count, living in their sewer home. this man was named dan.

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late one evening, dan and donatello were just setting up the new tv that dan 'bought' (btw, i forgot to mention dan hates everyone and if you don't get this reference, i hate you) when dan began to speak.

dan - hey donnie i've noticed something.

don - what is it dan?

dan - it seems to me that both your intelligence and combat abilities aren't as developed as they should be, donatello.

don - so? that's what training and reading are for.

dan - yes, but those stats should be better.

don - well...

dan - also i feel like the others don't respect you as much as they should, you're the one who invents all their gadgets that they use.

don - well yeah but...

dan - but nothing! i'm being super serious and i'm willing to offer you help.

don - okay, how do i get my

others to respect me more whilst increasing my skills?

dan - procrastination.