2. Chapter 2 (1/2)
nacl: me update!
lil
o: me wanna go on my account...
kidou: me want you to never write a ie fic again!
fudou: (comes in) kidou, why are you acting like you don't know english?
kidou: b-but writer-chan was doing it..
fudou: everyone knows that writer-chan is mentally insane...
disclaimer: i don't own ie, and this meme was given by lunatarimoon.
meme no. 2:
certain upload sites, espcially one whose motto is '
oadcast yourself' should not be used for blackmail purposes as the inazuma eleven cast finds out to their dismay...
pick ten of your favorite ie characters:
1. kiyama hiroto
2. fudou akio
3. sakuma jirou
4. aphrodi
5. kidou yuuto
6. otonashi haruna
7. yagami reina
8. burn
9. gazelle (as a girl)
10. kazemaru ichirouta
5 (kidou) shows up with flowers
nacl: kidou-kun?
kidou: (hands her roses) these are for you writer-chan!
nacl: (takes them and smirks at kidou) nice try, kidou-kun, but i'm still continuing with the fudou/haruna fic…
kidou: fine,
ibery didn't work…now it's time for blackmail…
five minutes later, on a certain website…
nacl: (watches the video of her kissing hiroto-kun) kidou yuuto!
lil
o: nice, kidou…the look on onee-chan's face is priceless…
3 (sakuma) and 9 (gazelle) are eating ice-cream while 1 (hiroto) and 4 (aphrodi) are spying. role play this.
sakuma: thanks for coming here with me gazelle.
gazelle: (blushes) n-no problem, jirou-kun…
nacl: (comes in the ice cream shop) hey sakuma! (notices gazelle) why are you fratenizing with the enemy!
sakuma: sh-she's not the enemy…
nacl: she's on fire dragon! (notices sakuma and gazelle's love-struck faces) oh…well i'll give you two some privacy…
writer-chan walks outside…
nacl: are you getting this?
aphrodi: (haruna's video camera in his hand) oh yes, this is too good to miss…blackmail, here i come!
lil
o: sakuma is a dead man…
hiroto: (typing something) finally, sweet revenge, burn is going to suicide when he sees this…
an hour later,
gazelle: (comes back to practice)
burn: (shaking with anger) gazelle, do you have any idea how a certain video of you kissing sakuma ended up on youtube?
gazelle: um…how should i put this?
ten minutes later,
anti-burn nurse: how many times do i have to tell you not to lose your temper, young man!
gazelle: you shouldn't shout in the hospital…
sakuma: please…my head already feels like its on fire…
burn: (grins evilly) that, my friend, is the power of an atomic flare…
10 (kazemaru) called you.
kazemaru: (dialing….waiting) why isn't writer-chan picking up? i need to tell her about what happened to sakuma!
6 (fudou) picks up.
fudou: (picks up) hello?
kazemaru: eh? fudou? what are you doing on writer-chan's phone?
fudou: writer-chan's phone? that explains the, uh, suggestive pictures of a certain redhead…
kazemaru: …
nacl: (comes in) fudou? what are you doing with my phone?
fudou: (types furiously and then gives the phone back to writer-chan) it's too late, baby, those pictures of hiroto have already been sent to him…
nacl: (turns red) fudou akio!
4 (aphrodi), 7 (yagami) and 8 (burn) are going out. role play this.
nacl: a threesome?
lil
o: all three of them can't stand each other…
yagami: (yelling at burn) you son of a b****! how dare you try to make a pass at me? i'm so telling gazelle!
aphrodi: (yelling at burn) where in the world did you put my conditioner, you f****** bastard!
burn: (notices writer-chan) writer-chan, help! before these two kill me!
2 (fudou), what should i do with you?
fudou: (puppy dog eyes) finish the me/haruna fic?
nacl: (doesn't listen to him, busy typing something)
fudou: (looks at the screen) hey, is that the fic? (face turns pale) you didn't…
nacl: (clicks upload) i just did…
one hour later,
fudou: (trying to read instructions)
nacl: (looks at him) you baka, you forgot to
ing the engine!
fudou: (throws the instructions at her) and just where am i supposed to find a working rocket engine!
nacl: …
fudou: if you hadn't posted that video of me and haruna…
nacl: that, my dear akio-kun, is called revenge…
9 (gazelle)'s sad. you should comfort him/her.
gazelle: (crying)…sniff…
nacl: …
burn: i said i'm sorry…
gazelle: (crying)…sniff…
nacl: …
lil
o: nice…i can't believe you actually called her a s**-toy…and kicked an atomic flare in her face…
nacl: (gingerly patting gazelle) i'm sorry…but you always have jirou-kun!
10 (kazemaru) lost his phone.
kazemaru: (searching) where is my goddamn phone! i need to send the pictures of hiroto on writer-chan's phone to midorikawa…
you caught 2 (fudou) and 6 (haruna) having s**.
nacl: (opens door) hey guys, practice is starting! better… (notices haruna's and fudou's position and their clothes, or more accurately their lack of clothes)…come…quick…
fudou & haruna: (quickly separate and put their clothes back on)
nacl: i'm guessing you don't want me to tell this to kidou…
in 7 (yagami)'s room!
outside, a certain blue haired genesis player is listening in…
yagami: that video camera should have captured most of the action…youtube here i come!
one hour later,
anti-burn nurse: …what is it with all you soccer players and the ability to not keep your temper?
kidou: …
fudou: yagami reina, i am going to kill you!
haruna: actually it's writer-chan's fault…
you accidentally kiss 3 (sakuma).
gazelle: sakuma!
nacl: how in the world did you 'accidentally' kiss me? you're in the hospital for pete's sake!
lil
o: (holding a video camera) ushi ushi ushi…
kogure: those are my lines!
6 (haruna) and 10 (kazemaru) are keeping away from you. why?
kazemaru: writer-chan is a pervert…those pictures scarred me for life…no way am i going near her again…
haruna: if i avoid her…she won't take any embarrassing pictures of me and akio-kun…and kidou wouldn't have the need to kill him…
6 is reading and suddenly heard the word "darling"
fudou: (reading a magazine) huh, did you call me darling?
kidou: (sitting near the bed) what? no!
fudou: but there's nobody else here…
kogure: (holding a video camera and a sound imitator) now to send this to haruna…ushi ushi ushi…
9 (gazelle) is cele
ating his/her birthday. what will you give to him/her?