1. Chapter 1 (1/2)

disclaimer- i do not own nor do i desire to own the characters and

locations from "death note." i sort of like the fact that my

name won't be written down by a mutinous underling. oh well,

with that out of the way, enjoy!

"light?" ryuk

whined. "you never take me out anymore" he complained even though

the ever-studious light didn't even bother to look up from his

book.

"i never took

you anywhere, you just have a tendency to follow me. what place other

than the produce section in a supermarket would be of any interest to

you? not to mention the fact that you're invisible and can phase

through the walls of any building."

ryuk took time to think

this out. there had to be a loop-hole somewhere in light's logic.

it was true that he just kind of floated around tailing light. so

what, if the supermarket was always his number 1 place to go? seeing

as he was currently lounging with his lower half dangling through the

living room ceiling, the whole special abilities thing was still

working.

light watched rather

painfully i might add as each thought distorted the shinigami's

features. he saw that it was time for him to speak as ryuk

acknowledged the absence of his gangly limbs. "if you can leave me

alone for a while then i'll buy you a bushel of apples."

"i can't believe

that you'd even believe for a minute that all i care about are