30. NET-OR-RARE (1/2)

yu-gi-oh! owned by kazuki takahashi and konami

fanfiction and characters with * by: emerald sonata

yu-gi-oh! (duel monsters):dark magician girl, alice

=30='net-or-rare'

"master… who is she?"

"oh sh*t."

to begin, jack o'donnell f**ked up.

it wasn't because silent magician lv 4 was losing the battle even with her 3000 atk.

it wasn't because of the caste of dark illusion providing extra 200 atk points to all of its zombie children horde at every turn (second).

it wasn't because no matter how many time they blast away that armored zombie, he would still return from the pits that spawned it with the power of call of the mumy and continue to randomly slash its blade around.

the landmine he stepped one was much simpler.

dark magician girl caught him princess-carrying silent magician lv 4.

"….. master… don't tell me… that you went off to find another lady monster behind my back."

"…. f**k."

"you even did it with her!? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!"

"h-hold the bus! not that f**k!"

please keep in mind, silent magician lv 4 was originally the size and frame of a little girl no older than 10. due to her effects, gaining 500 atk every time the enemy drew a card from the deck, she evolved into a lovely 17 year old teen-aged woman with splendidly long hair.

….. even if she was level 4, she bore a similar level of cuteness, attraction, and voluptuous curves as a certain dark magician girl.

hence, the upcoming yandere expression alice had.

(sh*t. this is really bad. being caught with another girl like silent magician lv 4 is worse than being dogpiled by a horde of zombies… and no matter what, i can not, will not, and do not say 'let me explain' or this whole thing will blow up harder than a nuclear bomb! darn it aaaaall!)

jack o'donnell made the necessary calculations in his head, keeping his internal cards close to his chest. in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, he was figuring out the ultimate puzzle known to mankind—

—how to best tell the heroine that he wasn't cheating!

"… alice! what are you doing here!?"

"h-heh? s-such a serious face master? a-are we in the middle of combat?"

"of course! why do you think i recruited this silent magician lv 4!? with her special effects in increasing her atk by 500 for every card drawn by the enemy, we have a chance to survive and

eak the stereotypical conclusion of 'always losing in a zombie apocalypse'!"

"oooooh! so that's what was happening! i-i'm so sorry master for doubting you! i didn't think it far enough that this girl could be the key card in turning the battle around! p-please forgive me, master."

"yes! *cough* i mean: yes, you are forgiven. now head up into the frontlines and beat the sh*t out of those undead suckers."

"aye, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!"

and dark magician girl happily floated off into the battlefield, waving around her magician scepter around to shower a flurry of black burning magic.

"…. ye'gawds, i'm a f**king genius."