14. LEEROY J (1/2)

yu-gi-oh! owned by kazuki takahashi and konami

fanfiction and characters with * by: emerald sonata

yu-gi-oh! (duel monsters):dark magician girl, alice

=14='leeeeerooooooooooy... jenkiiiiins!'

"i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you."

"complain all you want, fifi. it's your own d*mn fault for not picking up on the social cue."

"master. don't be so harsh with her, she's only a level 3 child."

"why you bit—"

magician of faith stopped her screaming when she heard the sapphire dragon closing in on her location. she, along with jack o'donnell, and dark magician girl, were hiding under a makeshift fort made out of bookshelves.

rather, they were forcefully shoved over and dripped dry of their books from the recent sapphire dragon's rampage and its wind

eath attack. already half of the li

ary resembled the ruins of a lost tomb of an ancient civilization. it was nerve-wracking to even fathom this place was a li

ary common with decent state of the art tech, computers, and li

ary system only 10 seconds ago.

"i-i hate this situation more. wh-why am i dragged into your fight, heathen? ... and quit call me fifi! it's faith! faaiiiith!"

"let me get this straight, fifi, this is definitely not my fight. we're being hunted, simple as that. that freaking lizard sees you as an extra morsel on its dinner plate, no more no less."

"master, that's still too harsh. just tell her we're her friends, we won't hurt her, and pat her on the head to gain her trust."

"do i look like a f**king stray cat, you magical b*tch?"

regardless of magician of faith's killer snarl, dark magician girl happily petted the level 3 spellcaster with her one hand.

… okay, time to get down to business.

"okay, we're screwed. this new monster of the day may not be as powerful as insect queen in terms of levels, but it still has an attack power of 2400. alice's attack is 2000. a reckless leeroy-jenkins style attack is a no-go."

"…. ahem."

"what, fifi?"

"what about my power status?"

"you're in the freaking three-number digit. do i really need to buy a billboard ad to