23. ALWAYS WORKS (1/2)
yu-gi-oh! owned by kazuki takahashi and konami
fanfiction and characters with * by: emerald sonata
yu-gi-oh! (duel monsters):dark magician girl, alice
=23='always hits'
first off jack o'donnell screwed up.
"eeeeek! m-mr. zombie! please don't let your friends eat me!"
"what part of my healthy body looks like the walking dead below our feet!?"
jack o'donnell wanted to cheer up the level 4 spellcaster, silent magician (lv 4), but treating her to his last onigiri. not only did she give the usually spiel like 'children shouldn't talk to strangers or take questionable candy from them', she still took his onigiri claiming 'th-this isn't questionable candy! it's pre-packaged by the food company, so they're safe'
and just when the boy wanted to knock some sense into her wizard hat – his fist struck something super soft, super gross, and super meaty.
"… sh*t."
no. fortunately not cow dung.
but the face of a zombie….
… in terms of this situation of duel monsters coming to life – it was armored zombie.
"… sh*t."
the accidental back hand blow to the undead monster's face also triggered another reaction…
… 10 other zombie-type monsters rose from the graves that never belonged to them… followed by another 10… another 10… and another 10… and another 10…
until it was enough to re-cast all the zombie extras in the latest season of a certain zombie apocolypse television series.
"….. sh********************t."