31. BIG BANG THOR(y) (1/2)

yu-gi-oh! owned by kazuki takahashi and konami

fanfiction and characters with * by: emerald sonata

yu-gi-oh! (duel monsters):dark magician girl, alice

=31='big bang thor!'

"… oi. are you all done squabbling yet."

"y-yes. i'm sorry master for misunderstanding you. please punish me."

"hey, don't look at me, heathen. i wasn't the one who bombed you with black magic to kingdom come."

"… mr. zombie… do you need help. i know first-aid."

jack o'donnell, his face covered in soot, scars, and minor wounds inflicted by a certain level 6 spellcaster's magic attack – before he had a serious look furrowing his

ow.

"it's time to make our final move, you guys finally ready?"

"yes! master! i'm right behind you!"

"tch. don't come crying to me when sh*t hits the fan."

"a-aye sir! mr. zombie, sir! i-i'm r-ready.. uwa-uwa-uwa."

the field was set. jack o'donnell summoned dark magician girl, magician of faith, and silent magician lv 4 onto the battleground. while castle of dark illusion had summoned 100+ zombies and fiends such as dragon zombie, clown zombie, baron of the fiend sword, dark sorcerer of doom, and even that armored zombie.

both parties were ready to rage war – zombie apocolypse deck versus spellcaster deck!

who will win!

"my turn – draw!"

jack o'donnell made his first move in the final round, pull his hand from his wrist as if drawing a card from an invisible deck holder.

… in his hand, was a real card… a duel monster card… a spell card.

"i activate spell card – big bang shot!"

big bang shot – an equip-class spell card that increases the attack of the equipped monster by 400 points and deals piercing damage through the enemy's defense points.

"h-heh? m-master! when did you collect such a powerful spell?"

"mmm. believe or not, it came with one of the onigiris you bought some time ago. turns out the food company was a sponsor for duel monsters and was dealing a promotional package… clever girl."

"m-master. a shop can't be a girl, right?"

if stores and shops were real people, they would definitely sue for indiscrimination.

"my target monster is – dark magician girl!"

"… hah?"

magician of faith let out a weird gasp sound as she watched magical flames bloom out of the air and surrounded dark magician girl like a living salamander of flame. with the mystic flames dancing all around the level 6 spellcaster her power went up to 2400 atk.

"i have the poweeeeeeeeeeeeer!"

"hold up! heathen, wouldn't it be a no

ainer to give that spell to the white cow next to me? isn't she already 3000 atk points!"

"you're next line is 'im-impossible! it's over 3000!'"

"the h*ll kind of messed up reference are you making!?"

magician of faith prepared a small action to smack her crescent moon sceptre across jack o'donnell's head… when she saw him draw out another actual card from his sleeve.

"next spell – magician's unite!"

"heh? d-double spell? what does that meaaaaaan!?"

magician's unite! – if the player has more than 2 spellcasters on the field, they can target one spellcaster and increase their attack to 3000 points within one turn!

"a-again! that makes zero sense! play normally, heathen!?"

"the power bonus from big bang shot isn't what i want – it's is piercing effects i need for what i'm about to do! and the person i target is… magician of faith's next door neighbor, dark magician girl again!"

"kyaaaaaa! i love you masteeeeeeer!"

"… i'll f**king kill you for dashing my hopes like that."

a shining light pierce through the dark clouds and crashed down to earth, swallowing up dark magician girl in all her beautiful glory. her mage's armor evolved and grew, turning into elaborate crystal plates and glowing headfeathers – the spitting image of a dancing valkyrie. her sceptre even transformed into a spear of spinning lightning.

"as part of the spell's requirement, both dark magician girl and magician of faith are considered as one unit until the end of the turn!"

"… heh?"

before magician of faith knew it, dark magician girl (valkyrie) dropped down to take the level 3 spellcaster by the hand – the power from her body transferring over to the level 3 spellcaster.

the magical lightning from dark magician girl's armor leapt from her and coiled around magician of faith, turning her robes into a greek war tunic and shapeshifted her crescent moon staff into the spear of hermes.

"… ha… ha…ha…kyaaaa-haaaa-haaaa-haaaa! now i am the masteeeeeer!"

lightning danced all over the sky as dark magician girl and magician of faith gave an evil laughter (as holy heroines)… making the poor silent magician lv 4 who resembled more of a 17 year old teenager shaking on the verge of tears.

"… so scary."

then, jack o'donnell made his critical move that will change everything.

"i set a face-down card in defense position!"

"kyaaaaa-haa-haaa-haaaaa! phenomenal cosmic power—heh? what?—gubyaaaaaaah!"

jack o'donnell set magician of faith onto the field = slammed the girl into the ground face first.

dark magician girl in her valkyrie armor hovered down, preparing to throw her bolt of lightning at the enemy… completely oblivious to magician of faith thrashing about.

"master, i don't want to make you upset, but the enemy is beyond 4000 attack points right now from the power of the mystica plasma zone field spell and the castle of dark illusion's power… what should we do?"

"simple… use it's toys against them…. i flip summon my card, magician of faith!"

"gyuuuuuuuuh."

magician of faith made a weird noise when she was pull up from the ground to dangle like a dirty towel. at the same time, a magical catd appeared from beneath her and it floated into jack o'donnell's hand.

"… oi… laputa in the sky… thanks for the key card."