81. --VOL2 - RUSH AND GAMBLE (1/2)

yu-gi-oh! owned by kazuki takahashi and konami

fan-fiction and characters with * by emerald sonata

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=,=,= *starting volume 2 now!* =,=,=

yu-gi-oh! (duel monsters):dark magician girl, alice

vol.2=03=

'rush and gamble'

{jirai gumo's diary

the human world is scary. no one looks normal, not from my perspective. men and woman have these long arms and long legs that were covered in neither fur nor iron carapace. none of them even dressed like the denizens of my world. i can't even recognize what monster type they are. there was just no way those thin suits and dresses could defend against an attack by even a hinotama or baby dragon. they're just too weird. but what really makes them scary... is how close they could be to each other. the way they hold one another's hands, how they could walk side by side in such intimate proximity, without starting a conflict. and the odd ritual of touching each other with their lips... it's just too much for me... i wonder if it feels nice, with what they're doing with those lips of theirs... how would it feel, if i tried it?

"so let me see if i heard you properly... you want to f**k a dragon?"

"no! i said, we need you to use your webs to tie up the barrel dragon!?"

"...donate a fairy organ? i confess that i'm sadistic, but that kind of thing is beyond my standards!"

"no! i don't care if you have a concussion, listen to me properly!"

jirai gumo tilted her head. she had long black hair which was wildly frayed from the previous battle. her body ached all over as the oxygen she once lost was finally recirculating back into her blood stream. she wasn't at all used to having this human upper torso, it was so clumsy. not to mention the pair of large bulbs on her chest were pure deadweight, she constantly had to adjust her mass just to swing around properly.

she also wasn't used to feeling her face throbbing with a dull pain from the kick she received to her head. if she had a mirror, she would ask who the was ugly woman in the reflection with a swelling head and foot-print on over her one eye. so best not to show her anything as of yet. also, her ears were ringing, so whatever jack o'donnell was shouting at her, she can't seem to understand him properly.

"... sorry. i really don't care about doing it with other monsters, but honestly i'm not into a group session."

"hey sadako. i can hit her right? i can hit this spider even when she genuinely can't understand a word i'm saying. i'm in the right, yes? yes!?"

jack o'donnel buried his face into his hands, drawing confusion from the spider woman. the idea he had was to use her webs to create a long enough capture net to stop this machine monster from running amock. if this continues, the barrel dragon would soon reach the city limits and barrel out of town. at this rate, the party would end up entering into another state or province of the nation they were in, or worse, step over a nuclear power plant.

as much as the world was pursuing a greener reality, it was still a long and drawn out process to truly shut down every nuclear powerplant in the world. there were six more left, but it wasn't getting any faster. this was worst case scenario.

"u-um. mr. zombie, try this."

"sorry, i'm not in the mood to play tic-tac-toe right now."

"n-no. i mean, use this as a communication board. i-i learned in your medical text book some patients with hearing loss could use this to communicate with their care providers."

"...sadako. i love you."

"meap! m-my body is feeling weird all of a sudden!"

the silent magician girl turned red all over when jack o'donnell gave her a great japanese bow and took the sketchpad from her hands. she had it in her pocket, along with a pen. from learning of the different books, both engineering and medical, she had these strange ideas of making mechanical devices that focus on battling parts of a disease or virus.

but she would have to read into the concept of nanotechnology, so she jotted down her ideas onto a pad first and kept it by herself, even when she slept. she heard that many inventor's greatest creation come from their dreams, so she decided to keep it as a dream journal so to speak.

while she tried to hide how red her face was from th sudden insincere confession, a certain dark magician girl was biting her blond hair.

"...i-i don't understand. wh-why won't master say those words to me? i-i'm his loyal monster card, so-so why doesn't he confess his love and throw me onto his bed!?"

"i think its because you become this slobbering mess if he did try and tell you just the words themselves. you're mind is so messed up, you become too volatile for the wrong reason. a girl relishing in her own deluded pleasure is useless in the middle of a boss battle."

"says the level three who can't do anything but retrieve magic cards from the graveyard! all it takes is one monster to punch you in the face just to flip summon you, so why are you sticking around master?"

"d-don't hiss at me, you dumb*ss woman! i-it's not like i'm here to be part of some harem ending or something!"

dark magician girl and magician of faith bared their fangs. they were allies, yet they already held each other at their mercy with whatever rifle they had. the tension between them was so thick, neither of them paid attention to the command knight who was tugging at both of their sleeves. it seems she was trying to tell them something.

"woh! woh-wooooh!"(l-listen to me! i-i think you need to see this!)

"not know, puppy. this big sister has a bone to pick with her junior."

"just because you're three levels above me, doesn't mean we go to the same high school or cr*p like that. in face, i'm part of the first generation of duel monsters that appeared in our original world before you showed up decades later (#battlecityarc). you should be addressing me as your senior, upperclassmen, or senpai if you're into that kind of fetish!"

"woh! woooh!"(please stop fighting you to and pay attention to what i'm trying to say!)

"oh, is that so, miss level 3. alright, then look at this, your power level is exactly 1700 lower than my maximum status. given this fact, wouldn't it be obvious as to who is the alpha in this harem!?"

"ew. i don't want to be anyone's concubine or whatever you're thinking in that messed up mind of yours! it's because i'm thrown into this ridiculous new world that make zero sense where i have no choice but to stick with the larger group just to survive. as you've never been anything lower than level 5, you have absolute no idea how do level 1 to 4's feel whenever they're placed first on the front line!"

"wooooooh! woooooooooh!"(god-d*mn it, you two idiots stop bickering over useless things like who has bigger

easts! th-this is a serious matter you have to pay attention to!)

"haaaah! are you telling me that i don't throw my weigh enough in a duel! i am master's key card. no matter what type of deck he makes or what kind of monsters he switches in and out, he would always put my body in his box first! as his valuable servant, it makes me proud to be of service to him!"

"are you sure? maybe the strongest monster he ever had was a 2000 point bimbo like you. he's so down on his luck to draw monster higher than level 6 that he's stuck with a perverted masochistic yandere like you every time!"

"why does every call me a masochistic yandere!? i'll admit to being master's one and only servant who gives him full privileged to what he can do with my body in a duel, but i don't understand why people flag me as a yandere. i don't even have pink hair!"

"who said you need a hair job, face job, and a

ain job to act like a yandere, when you fulfill all those requirements the moment you were born!"

"don't make me punch you, you little

at! i'll blow you away!"