84. --VOL2 - COUNTER SPELL (1/2)

yu-gi-oh! owned by kazuki takahashi and konami

fan-fiction and characters with * by emerald sonata

yu-gi-oh! (duel monsters):dark magician girl, alice

vol.2=06=

'counter trap (spell)'

{jack o'donnell's diary

i only wanted to live in peace, so i can study and go to college. but time and time again, the world keeps throwing these weird girls that should only exist in duel monsters. how every card came to life i still can't tell. and i have a bad feeling that i am the main protagonist who has to solve this new problem as it continues to rain down with dangerous boy-hungry monsters... still, i can't stop smiling. if there really was one card i want to come to life it would be none other than her. the girl i once counted on to

ing me victory whenever i'm in a tough pinch. dark magician girl... but, that wish was buried 10 years ago when the 'adult' world turned on me... yet, why do i feel so happy every time i see the blush on her cheeks when she stands up to protect me from danger?

"master! quick, hide or the barrel dragon will hit you!"

"i may be a useless human being with zero combat talent or magical aptitude, but i'm not going to abandon this senseless war to let five girls fight for their lives! guwooooh!"

a cannon round hit the ground somewhere and the shockwave slapped into jack o'donnell. he felt some shattered stone cut into his arm, maybe even a twig stabbing into his shoulder. he pulled it out, already seeing it begin to bleed. luckily, it wasn't too deep so all he had to do was stop the bleeding.

"o-oh no! m-master is hurt! h-hang in there! i-i'll think of something...you, spider whore. give me your belt!"

"nyaaaaah! m-my obi sash is part of my clothing, not a tourniquet! s-so d-don't spin me around like a toooooop!"

jack o'donnell kind of regretted the idea now, after he watched as alice grabbed the ornamental silk belt on the jirai gumo's kimono and pulled, hard. it unravelled, and at the same time forced the spider to spin around like a beybla_er, or dreidel. by the time she pulled the whole silk sash off to tie off jack o'donnell's wounds, the truth was revealed.

"kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"oh pipe down. your's aren't as big as mine. as if master would be interested in looking at your naked spider to begin with!"

"e-even so, th-this new form i've been given is too embarrassing! l-look at how squishy my abdomen is. and these h*llish lumps on my chest that won't stop swinging around! i-it's super cold, bichuu! s-so please give me back my sash!"

the boy frowned. it wasn't because he couldn't think of an idea to defeat the barrel dragon. but it was from the comical bickering of a dark magician girl and a jirai gumo playing makeshift tug-o-war with whatever was left of the obi sash that didn't wrap around the boy's arm. he had half the mind to hit them on the head to focus on the matter at hand.

"wooooh!"

"oye, puppy, don't be reckless! th-that is a level 7 monster, not a cat! bad girl! sit!"

"woooooohffuu!"(stop treating me like a dog, you jack ss spellcaster!)

command knight picked herself up from behind a boulder she had used for cover from the barrel dragon's cannon fire. seeing her opportunity, she sprung forth and picked up a sturdy looking stick into both hands. even with a low attack power of 1200, she was still a warrior by class. any physical prowess excelled among her kind when it came to real-world application, so using the long thick stick like a lance in a jousting tournament was possible. despite the obvioua gap in power, she

avely charged forward, keeping an eye on the other cannons that were starting to turn and aim at her.

"woh-woooooooh!"(ex-cali—)

unfortunately, the moment the command knight swung the long stick of wood at the barrel dragon, its jaws snapped free from the webs and bite onto the stick. like a dog.

"...w...wooooh."(oh f**k me)

somehow, the girl was sweating harder than a rainforest in the amazon.

"wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!?"(nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

like a dog, the barrel dragon shook its head while gnawing on the stick, as if trying to swing the 'fly' off the corner. with a hard flick, everyone could see the command knight being launched up into the air... until her body faded into the deep blue sky...

... only to come crashing down into a tree stump after 5 minutes of freefall.

"woffufggfufuu!"(# %$&!)

"..."

jack o'donnell stared... or rather he tried to, but dark magician girl covered his eyes. when the t-shirt only command knight fell and dove into an empty tree stump, gravity the prankster pulled her shirt 'down' and revealed everything. as he was the only boy, it was obvious that his eyes should be shielded from the forbidden sight.

"d*mn it puppy woman! i don't care if you're a warrior class monster, put some pants on for crying out loud! don't be a bad influence on my master!"

"...ah...aah..."

"sadako! don't look! th-this isn't something a child should see.. fifi! cover her up with something!"

"sigh. you, spider, hand me your jacket."

"ver-d*mmit! this is a kimono, and it's the only thing i have left to fight off the cold! h-how is it logical to strip me naked in order to cover up that reckless warrior girl! i-it make no sense—wait, don't pull, don't pull!"

the silent magician was speechless as what she was staring at, her eyes not sure if she she look away or check on something for herself in private. the magician of faith was playing round two of tug-o-wars with the jirai gumo's only remaining armor piece, and it seems the large spider woman was losing pitifully.

"alice, i can't see if you cover up my eyes."

"no, master! you shan't look at another naked woman! you should only look at me and my body alone... i'll wear anything you ask of me!"

"th-that's not it. i can't assess the situation with that barrel dragon if you cover up my eyes!"

"a-at least wait until that puppy woman is covered! gaaah! master d-don't struggle with me!"

jack o'donnell forcefully peeked through dark magician girl's fingers. their enemy was already rising to their feet. leg bindings were about to rip open completely. they don't have time to biker. they had to act now and finish this fight!

"alice, come on! we're do this the old fashion way!"

"m-master, you don't mean—"

"all cards prepare to engage the opponent. duel!"