1. Chapter 1 (1/2)

plot summary: kyle

oflovski goes to a basketball between south park high and springfield high where he meets lisa simpson. the two fall head over heels in love, which makes stan incredibly jealous. meanwhile, cartman and bart collaborate on the ultimate prank.

chapter 1

the bell rang to signal the end of the school week at south park high school. straight-a student kyle

oflovski emerged from his ap history class and headed for the locker of stan marsh, the school's star athlete and his best friend. they both made it there at about the same time and immediately starting discussing their plans for the weekend.

"hey stan, some of the guys are going to hang at butter's house tonight to play the new call of duty. you want to come with?"

"sorry kyle, but i can't. i got the big basketball game tonight against springfield high, remember?"

"oh right, i forgot. good luck tonight man."

"thanks. hey, you still down for kenny's party tomorrow."

"yeah, of course."

"cool! i'll see you then…later kyle!"

"later stan."

the two friends went their separate ways, with kyle heading to the middle school to pick up his

other ike and stan heading to the locker room to get changed and catch the team bus to the game. as kyle drove toward the middle school, he kind of felt guilty for not supporting stan in his athletic pursuits more often. since they're both seniors in their last semester of high school, kyle realized that they were running out of opportunities to hang out. he had been friends with stan since preschool, and it was so hard to believe that it was only a matter of months before they both went their separate ways. stan had accepted a basketball scholarship to the university of colorado, whereas kyle was going clear across the country to attend the university of virginia. nonetheless, after the long school week, kyle did not feel up to making the one-hour drive to springfield.

it only took kyle a few minutes to reach south park middle school, which was only a couple of miles down the road from the high school. the carpool line, on the other hand, took what felt like an eternity.

god damnit, doesn't anyone take the frickin bus anymore? kyle thought.

eventually, kyle reached the front of the line, and his

other ike quickly hopped into the front seat. ike was also a star athlete as a member of south park's club hockey team. he had also grown to closely resemble terrance from the old terrance and phillip tv show that got canceled a few years ago.

"so, how was your day ike?"

"it was good, except that my stupid slut of an english teacher gave me another detention." unfortunately, ike had also obtained a bit of a reputation for bad behavior.

"aw dude that sucks. tell you what; i'm going to butter's place tonight for an all-night call of duty tournament. you can come with if you want, perhaps it will take your mind if mrs. hatfield."

"yeah sure, i'd be down for that." ike replied.

"awesome" kyle said just as they pulled into the driveway of the

oflovski household.