1. Chapter 1 (1/1)

short of doombooboo"well here it is jeff" said kai "here is that illegal alcoholic beverage i

ought you from over seas""what are you doing you crazy asshole" replied doug "i didn't order no gash darned beverage"and barley, who was sitting at a distant table, stood up and everyone in the bar that night knew a stupid comment was going to come out of his stupid ass. "hey doug your cat is pissing in karen's drink again" said the shriveling old fart head "but it doesn't matter because she's stoned off her ass!" "hahaha" laughed the drunk old man.and then the greek god of bovine genitalia descended on them and banished them all to the depths of wyoming (which in old latin means "nothing is here") to colonize the land. and that is why everybody from eastern ohio is an asshole.-your western pa friend, booboo