1. EVERYTHINGS ON FIRE! (1/1)
hey, peeps! i'm starting this fanfiction because, sometimes, i just need to let all the randomness out. these will be tv shows that i will prewrite and post on separate days. the channel's gonna be called randomnesstv. here's the schedule:
monday: cooking with lionblaze and jayfeather (title says all)tuesday: the hephaestus cabin show (where me and my siblings talk and argue about random stuff)wednesday: kool-aid and catnip (where me and leo make people hyper and catch it on video!)thursday: random reviews with raven (my oc and her co-host, rainflame, review all kinds of stuff. you can even send in what you want us to review!)friday: the oc show (where you can submit your oc's and watch the craziness begin!)saturday: the closet show with quaz and leo (where me and my half-
o drag my favorite characters from my favorite series into my closet!)sunday: the end of the week show (where everyone featured previously this week all gathers at the random reviews with raven studio to cele
ate the week. craziness will happen!)
warning: every show will have a camera-cat named josh on it, and he's a kind of random, kind of sane cat. beware of 'ol josh. he can be crazy when he wants to.
cooking with lionblaze and jayfeather: episode 1: everything's on fire!
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own tom turned on the camera, saying, "welcome, everyone, to cooking with lionblaze and jayfeather! i'm the camera-cat, josh, and i'll be announcing all the episodes! here are your hosts, lionblaze and jayfeather!" josh stepped out of the way, just in time for sky-blue curtains to open, revealing a small kitchen. two cats were sitting in the kitchen, and one of them said, "hi, my name's lionblaze, and this is my
other, jayfeather!" all the cats and people in the crowd cheered, while josh muttered something that sounded like, "i wish i had that many fangirls…" lionblaze grinned, while jayfeather said, "yeah, sure, happy to be here…" lionblaze looked down on his script, and said, "okay, so today we'll be cooking…pizza?" lionblaze stepped off the stage for a second, padding up to josh. he asked, "what in the name of starclan is pizza?" josh shook his head and said, "it's some kind of italian twoleg food. now, get back up on the stage!" lionblaze shrugged and raced back onstage, where a very annoyed jayfeather was waiting. jayfeather cleared his throat, and said, "okay, i'll gather the ingredients, you do the cooking." josh shook his head, and muttered, "bad idea, jayfeather. he's called 'lionblaze' for a reason." lionblaze looked at his script, and said, "jayfeather, we're gonna need some pizza dough and tomato sauce." jayfeather nodded, and he went to get the ingredients from the fridge. lionblaze turned on the stove, and it burst into flames as tall as a tree. lionblaze started running around the studio, screaming, "fire! everything's on fire! halp!" while jayfeather sat calmly at his seat, purposefully ignoring his
other, and turning to the camera, he said, "well, that was terrible. we'll see you next time on cooking with lionblaze and jayfeather." josh leaped up on stage, saying, "are you crazy?! the show still has twenty minutes left!" and he kept on yelling at jayfeather's face, while jayfeather calmly ignored him. lionblaze was still screaming about fire, while a small kit popped up in front of the camera. she was a jet black she-kit with one amber eye and one gray eye, and she said, "sorry about my father. he's a lunatic. oh, which reminds me, my name's luna! anyways, i think it may be time to stop recording. that show was a fail." she pressed the stop button, and when she turned around, she saw the security guards had taken away josh and lionblaze, while jayfeather was smiling creepily. luna sighed, and she stepped up on stage and said, "well, thanks to the audience who kept their sanity during this program." she saluted, and said, "luna, over and out." and jumped off the stage, racing off to find her father.
well, i don't know. luna just kind of 'appeared', ya know wut i mean? review, pheonixes…