11. Randomness Is Taking Over (1/1)

the camera switched on to luna, who seemed to be terrified. explosion noises were going on in the background, and if you listened hard enough, you could hear famous youtubers singing the life alert song…luna yelled, "the insane people have taken over! run for your livvvvveeeeesssss!"

a bunch of grown men wearing poofy pink dresses were running around with water guns behind luna, saying, "meepmeesesmeep! meepmeesesmeep!" luna face-palmed, and said, "correction: vivian armentrout, friend to quazdren, has taken over." avalon popped up in front of the screen, and yelled, "there ain't no party like a vampire party! and that's why i invited my friend, scathach!" then, a celtic girl with pale skin, grass-green eyes, and

ight red hair popped up in front of the screen. "i

ought my nunchaku," she said, holding up the said weapon.

for some strange reason, hero

ine thought that this was the appropriate time to explode into bananas. bananas rained from the sky, while a famous youtuber named adam dahlberg (skydoesminecraft) yelled, "why there no budder?!" scathach frowned and threw her nunchaku at adam. he yelled, "what was that for?!" scathach just shrugged.

luna screamed in fear, and everyone looked up at the sky. what they saw made them also scream in fear. one direction was in a spaceship…and were shooting lasers at a spaceship with justin bieber in it…adam threw budder at the one direction spaceship, while his girlfriend threw budder at the justin bieber spaceship. the rest of the people quickly joined in, and leo threw fire at both of the spaceships. suddenly, a spaceship with miley cyrus in it flew in! she stuck her head out the window, and yelled, "stahp shootin' lazahs at each otha or i'll kill y'all with a wreckin' ball!" as if on cue, a cargo plane with a wrecking ball attached flew in at supersonic speed. the cargo plane was so fast, that it accidentally took out all three spaceships.

people cheered, and luna turned the camera back to herself. "as you can see, for the past couple of weeks, this kind of stuff has been going on every day. that is why we couldn't air any new shows. i'm pretty sure that once we hire a new executive producer, we will be able to get new shows up, but until then, i will film shows that me and my friends have made…"

three kittens wearing army gear busted through the door, and yelled, "we are the self-employed police task force of the film academy of thunderclan!" luna ran up to them and hugged them, screaming like us girls do when we don't see our best friends for a few months.

the kittens, one by one, took their helmets off. one was a ginger tom with impossibly purple eyes, the other was an impossibly pink she-cat with impossibly rainbow eyes, and the last was a scarlet tom with

ight green eyes. the ginger tom said, "hey, camera! my name is jack-o-lantern, but everyone calls me cracker jack, or cj for short!" the pink she-cat rolled her eyes and said, "i was named after venus, the roman goddess of love and prettiness, but everyone calls me afro." the scarlet tom looked up at the camera, his eye twitching, and said, "m-my name is james…everyone c-calls me lost…i'm a-afraid of h-h-h-heights…and c-cameras…" luna grinned like a madman, and said, "well, everyone's met my friends, so let's get this show on the road! i'm gonna be the director of an epic tv show when i grow up!" josh popped up out of the floorboards, and yelled, "nuh-uh! that'll be mah job!" lost's eye twitched, and he yelled, "w-would you j-j-just shuddap?!" lost, afro, cj, and luna then chased a very frightened josh across the stage…with water guns…and nerf guns! cj and luna really love their nerf guns…but what can you expect from the honor students of the film academy of thundaclan?

hey guys! i swore on the river styx to

icasha zacoram that i would write this…and i did!

tip of the day: don't read my random short stories that i write. your head will explode into bananas.